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Dear Phil Collins,

OMG!  I have been in complete shock since I got your letter last week.  I read it and re-read it over and over again until my thumbs bled.  And then right after I found out you’re releasing a Genesis 2007 Reunion Tour video!!!!  In hi-def!!!!!!!!!!!!  AAAAAARRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!

As you can tell, I am quite excited about all of this.  Keep up the good work!

Rocking Out With More Resolution,

Your Ecstatic Fan.

P.S. I am already buying copies of “Turn It On Again: The Tour Edition” for all of my friends and family for Christmas.  If I can swing it, I’ll get my co-workers some, too.

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Dear Phil,

Because I am too lazy or too poor (or some combination thereof) to see the Genesis reunion concert in Chicago, I must appeal to your delicate sense of vanity and beg that you record this tour in the most highest definition currently possible (I think it ends with the letter “p”) and release a most awesome concert video on any and every available recorded high-definition visual medium. I would pay nearly $40 to own such a thing and enjoy it in the comfort of my own modest rental unit. Please do it. All kinds of crappy bands that come to town twice a year put out DVDs, so you really should consider commemorating this glorious event if for no other reason than to outdo those Okie bastards in the Flaming Lips.

Sincerely Yours,

A Fan