Dear Phil Collins,
Do you disapprove the consumption of gelatin-based dessert treats? I’m curious because I’m often tempted by various Jell-O molds and cakes during the holidays and I wouldn’t want to eat something that would offend you. I don’t want to jeopardize our relationship so early on!
I hope you’ll be enjoying a piping-hot, socially-conscious Celebration Roast this year. I can’t promise I’ll be adopting any ostriches, but I guarantee I won’t eat any!
Have a good Thanksgiving,