Sorry Phil,

I’ve been so wrapped up in my new cat that I haven’t had any time to write to you! Rest assured, I have locked the cat in a room and am spinning “No Jacket Required” at moderate to loud volume 12 hours a day to help indoctrinate him. Soon he will be just like a part of the family. He needs a name, though. Phil Jr.? Lil’ Phil? Philly Cheesesteak?

Thanks for your patience during this period of transition.


P.S. He’s not really a baby he’s more like a teenager, but cat teenagers are way better than human ones.