Hello Jonathan,

It’s so good to hear that you’re planning to add a new animal companion to your home.  I am currently fathering over three dozen species on my palatial Swiss estate and, I can tell you, there’s no feeling like it in the world.  If I may offer a suggestion, Ostriches are particularly well-suited to your climate and make excellent gifts.  Consider rescuing a needy ostrich in your area this holiday season.

Buon Natale,

Phil.

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